We are excited to announce the results of this year’s medical sci-fi contest, and to present to all our readers the top three stories, as decided by our distinguished panel of reviewers.
First, we would like to thank Epocrates, a company that generously donated to the winner the latest version of Epocrates Essentials Deluxe, a premium mobile suite of drugs, diseases and diagnostics that also features a medical dictionary, coding reference, clinical calculators and more, as well as the latest Palm® Tungsten™ E2 handheld. Medgadget is also awarding to the winner a boxed set of The Complete Wreck (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Books 1-13) by Lemony Snicket.
We would like to extend our appreciation to the judges, all of whom are our friends, who joined Medgadget’s team in grading the entries: Dr. Allen Roberts from GruntDoc, Dr. Val Jones from the newly opened Getting Better, and Amy Tenderich from Diabetes Mine.
And now to the winner. By a majority decision, the winner of the 2008 Medgadget’s Sci-Fi Award is…Mr. Charles Pappas for his story titled Different Day, Same Chip. Mr. Pappas tells Medgadget that he is a Senior Writer for Exhibitor and Corporate Event magazines, was also Yahoo Internet Life’s investigative reporter, and has written for Advertising Age, Smoke, POV, and Nerve. His first book, It’s a Bitter Little World, an ode to film noir, was published in 2005 by Writer’s Digest Books.
Please also meet the runners up: Kevin Bond for 30 Minutes of Clinical Ethics and Daniel Gow for the story titled APA 4000. We would like to extend our heartfelt appreciation to all the talented writers who submitted their prose: it was a competitive contest, and we look forward to reading your entries next year.
And now to the part everyone has been waiting for: the stories themselves. We hope you’ll enjoy reading them as much as we did…
UPDATE: For your convenience, you can print all three stories and have them on the go.
Different Day, Same Chip
by Charles Pappas
Calories In Today: 2,875
Calories Out Today: 1,180
I knew I shouldn’t have had that Krispy Kreme. I thought I nuked
enough calories on the treadmill this morning but nooooo, that glazed
vixen donut had to rear its raspberry- filled little head and give me
that come-gobble look.
Your health insurance premium for the next quarter is $397.55.
OMG, I hate when they Twitter that annoying message to my iPhone. I
want to take a Ginzu knife and carve the RFID chip out of my wrist —
but that would violate the end user agreement, which, BTW, Craig
Venter himself couldn’t have decoded.
Signing up for the chip implant will save you 20 percent on your
premium, the HMOs say. You’ll be able to take control of your health,
the HMOs promise. Well, yeah, if by "take control" you mean they
monitor you 24/7. Calories in, calories out, glucose, cholesterol,
heart rate, blood pressure, and blood alcohol level, a constant
calculus of your well being. You’re free to have the chip surgically
removed, of course. You’re also free to inform your auto insurance
company that you’re going to drive without a seat belt, deactivate the
airbag, and hold a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon in both hands while you
steer with your feet. It’s an automatic cancellation, the blue screen
of insurance death.
***
I took the stairs to the office and skipped lunch. How much do I
burn per hour when I don’t eat? I forget.
Calories In Today: 2,875
Calories Out Today: 1,527
Your health insurance premium for the next quarter is now $383.57.
I only use the calories in and out, and health insurance premium
factoids. I only update them every time the calories change and it
shakes its Magic 8-Ball and recalibrates what I’m going to hemorrhage
out of my checking account. I downloaded a widget that ribboned the
info across the bottom of my Firefox browser like those news crawls on
MSNBC but the stress of just looking at it raised my cortisone stress
hormone level higher than a Dubai skyscraper, which raised my
insurance premium, which raised my cortisone…Sisyphus, table for
one.
When Medtronic came out with the chip, no one believed that it
would sell. "Cash in These Chips," The Wall Street Journal snarked.
Who would want their insurance company getting stalker-y inside their
bloodstream? Then Aetna-Cigna started making you an offer you couldn’t
refuse: you don’t have to be chipped, it’s a free country,
Constitution, Bill of Rights, blah, blah, blah, but we don’t have to
gamble on your Marlboro-smoking, Budweiser-drinking, Guacamole Bacon
Burger-scarfing butt either. No chip? No problem — for them. Your
premiums doubled and your minimum deductible exploded like an ejector
seat to $1,000, $2,000, sometimes $2,500. No exceptions. It was as
legal as it was lucrative. Every HMO followed suit like they were
running a red light. You had no choice, really.






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